one time i was walking across the courtyard and some kids were clustered around where the seagulls always are and then this kid fuckin GRABBED ONE OUT OF THE AIR and i was literally so fucking amazed but all his friends were like “tyrone put that shit down” and “again tyrone?? really??” which is even better because it means he was a habitual seagull catcher
i put my headphones into the microphone jack by accident and i was like “oops wrong hole” and i laughed for 78 minutes
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
why is this so unfailingly funny every single time
things that make me cry
- being yelled at
- disappointing someone
- having someone upset with me
- making a stupid mistake
So I was in the elevator in the old part of my school’s building that connects to the agricultural department and I wanted to know what kind of old phone was behind the phone box.
WHAT THE HELL?!?????